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Old 2013-04-24, 1:05pm
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On the topic of flying insects: I maintain that if a wasp flies down the back of your t-shirt while you're torching, the only reasonable and sensible thing to do is to stand up and rip your t-shirt off. If you can make it out of the classroom before your shirt comes completely off, so much the better. If not, well, your fellow students get a little free entertainment.

Note: doing this while wearing a beige bra under the t-shirt may cause your fellow students -- and any husbands who happen to be sitting in on the class -- to think that they're getting more free entertainment than they actually are.

Not that this has actually happened to anyone I know, of course.
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